Well, it's been a long time coming.. but here you'll see it first folks. An interview with Vanessa Dawn McCarthy. What you knew, what you didn't know.. and what you might not want to know. What does she REALLY think about Bologna? And whats her color hue pick? Hold on to your hats, it's gonna take ya for a spin!
<GliTtEr``> Alrighty, Introduce yourself.
<_STAR> Hello.. My name is Vanessa Dawn McCarthy.. I am 17 years of age.. Currently reside in Down Town Havre Boucher
<_STAR> haha
<GliTtEr``> Well, that takes up 2 whole questions I could have asked you. Moving on..
<_STAR> Well Im good at What I do >)
<GliTtEr``> Do you have any pets? If so, do any have strange diseases we should know about?
<_STAR> Well I have a cat who goes by the name of Salem McCarthy.. Got him back in.. Oh lets say 98'.. He suffers from mental retardation.. I think he gets it from me :/ and seems to have a little too much bounce to his step.. the orgin of this we will never know
<GliTtEr``> Slick, we'll have to keep that in mind.
<_STAR> Indeed we will..
<GliTtEr``> What might your favorite color of the homo rainbow be?
<_STAR> haha well this is a hard one.. Its a tie between Flamer Red.. and Shit Dick Blue.. Please dont make me Choose
<GliTtEr``> I hear you on that one. Sister.
<_STAR> I sure hope so
<GliTtEr``> Do you believe bologna should be pronounced baloney? Or should it be pronounced as spelled?
<_STAR> Well its against my religion to pronounce things as non-spelled.. If your gonna spell it Bologna.. Then you better say Bologna!! Its only right! People might get confused.. Like say if your mom told you to go to the store for some "Baloney" so you go down to the meats department and look for something with the word "Baloney" on it.. You see "Balogna" and just skim by er like nobodys buisness
<GliTtEr``> I'm glad we're on the same page for that question!
<_STAR> As am I!
<GliTtEr``> Now, heres a toughy. If you were a cereal, what might you be called?
<_STAR> Hmmmm.. Well If I were a Cereal.. I would Be a Flake.. (Since Im Kinda Ditzy) and no choclate.. cause im not black.. so Vanilla.. and I would add some Sprinkles for Funkyness.. Sooooo to Conclude.. Funky Vanilla Flakes >)
<_STAR> Fun for All Ages
<GliTtEr``> Now thats a cereal I would enjoy!
<_STAR> I would Hope so..
<GliTtEr``> So, I'm going to conclude this interview about now, seeing as we've already answered the questions everyone wanted to ask
<GliTtEr``> Thank you muchly muchly for your time, and may the surf be up with you, dude.
<_STAR> And thank youuuuu for choosing Vanessa as your Interviewie..
<_STAR> Thank you and Good Night
